Terry Cowgill

Spitting at Spitzer

March 13, 2008 on 12:08 pm | In National |

Kristen, Spitzer’s high-priced call girl, is expected to resign.

“I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps,” she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. “I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community.”

You can’t make this stuff up. Actually, you can …

H/T to Jake and IowaHawk.